The Cruise Chronicles



Monday, February 7, 2011

You're Ridiculous Alice!

I have seen many things in my career in the Cruising Industry, but never have I seen some one laugh so hard they pee their pants. This week I did. She is my new stalker. It's very Amicable. Let's call her Alice. She's cheery and lovely, and the group she came with were really outstanding guests which included a saint and a girl named Vicki, which wasn't actually short for Victoria. Have you ever met a Vicki that wasn't short for something? 
"Alice" on dryer days and Saint Michelle

I am in Key West, and I have to tell you that It is hotter then a running man's balls out here. Ryan and I are celebrating Stephanie's birthday. Ugh... she wants to make her birthday a birthweek and I just can't bear it. I can't think of anything worse then celebrating someone's birthday all week. It's almost like having a name Vicki that is not short for anything... I just don't get it....

 I am second day into my no meat craze and I am feeling really good. I am so excited about it. I am sure that the Vegan bread I bought will get tiresome, but I have stopped focusing on my recent weight gain and am focusing on other things. The fact that I still avoid pictures with Guests is not saying much for change, however, I have started looking at myself in the mirror again. 

I have to move cabins today. I am moving into a cabin with a porthole... fancy....There is nothing more great then waking up to natural light. I can wait to peer out and see the Caribbean sea at my feet. 

At any rate My blog postings are far and few between and not very exciting, what can i say. it's the phase that I am in...
 
Calvyn