I have seen many things in my career in the Cruising Industry, but never have I seen some one laugh so hard they pee their pants. This week I did. She is my new stalker. It's very Amicable. Let's call her Alice. She's cheery and lovely, and the group she came with were really outstanding guests which included a saint and a girl named Vicki, which wasn't actually short for Victoria. Have you ever met a Vicki that wasn't short for something?
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| "Alice" on dryer days and Saint Michelle |
I am in Key West, and I have to tell you that It is hotter then a running man's balls out here. Ryan and I are celebrating Stephanie's birthday. Ugh... she wants to make her birthday a birthweek and I just can't bear it. I can't think of anything worse then celebrating someone's birthday all week. It's almost like having a name Vicki that is not short for anything... I just don't get it....
I am second day into my no meat craze and I am feeling really good. I am so excited about it. I am sure that the Vegan bread I bought will get tiresome, but I have stopped focusing on my recent weight gain and am focusing on other things. The fact that I still avoid pictures with Guests is not saying much for change, however, I have started looking at myself in the mirror again.
I have to move cabins today. I am moving into a cabin with a porthole... fancy....There is nothing more great then waking up to natural light. I can wait to peer out and see the Caribbean sea at my feet.
At any rate My blog postings are far and few between and not very exciting, what can i say. it's the phase that I am in...
Calvyn
Cheer Up Cal - get posting! You're a Margarita baby!
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OMG - You are RIDICULOUS!!! First off - I did NOT pee my pants - I ALMOST did because you had me laughing SO hard from your ridiculous definitions. Ryan was mistaken if he said I actually peed. I mean, come on, haven't you ever laughed SO HARD you almost peed?? If you haven't - THAT'S ridiculous and you definitely need to hang with us more often.
ReplyDeleteMiss you tons....
Its been one week and one day since we left Calvyn in Fort Lauderdale. The impure thoughts continue. It's completely ridiculous. I may need therapy.
ReplyDeleteDear Amy - it is not ridiculous. It is understandable. I have started therapy this week. If Calvyn does not reply soon, I may need more than just talk therapy. Want to join me in beer therapy?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he miss us??? BIG SIGH, GIANT HUFF, FOOT STOMP...borderline tamtrum......oh and eye flutter.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIDICULOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmulbunny - i am thrilled you have stuck with my blog. If your daughter ever wants to come work on a ship let me know... I will give you a great contact for entertainment staff.
angie - you peed, alright! I know it, the Victoriana theatre knows it and Mike knows it, alright!
AMY - I miss you! I am sorry i have been out of touch please give my best to st.michelle
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ReplyDeleteInvited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend..." La leelaaalaaleeelaaaaa....
Its been four weeks and one day since we left Calvyn in Fort Lauderdale. I understand there is a new ship in his life now. Not sure how I feel about that. It's likely ridiculous. Hope he is doing well. Still missing him madly.
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